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Weather abroad
And weather in the heart alike come on
Regardless of prediction.
~Adrienne Rich

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
~ A bumper sticker I bought at a Renaissance Festival

“I can’t figure it out. Are we with the pirates, or are we with the frog captain?”
“Hey, man, just play the gig. Don’t get involved in politics.”
~ The band members, Muppet’s Treasure Island

“Why do you always have to solve every situation with your fists?”
“I couldn’t use my gun, there was a crowd.”
~ Murtaugh and Riggs, Lethal Weapons 3

“Don't worry, Methos,” he said, as he handed the beer over. “We all have days that start out good and end up in a sudden fit of cross-dressing.”
~ Duncan MacLeod to Methos, “Love Thing” (a fanfic) by: Mona Ramsey

“Brawn…taking…over…brain, must DESTROY!!”
~ Alexandra

“God has a sense of humor? Of course! That explains everything!”
~ Dogbert, Dilbert by: Scott Adams

“I have to live with myself every single day, and I know for a fact that I’m lovely. I’m completely lovely.”
~ Stuart, Queer As Folk (UK)

“Listen, you have to learn to laugh at life.”
“I try to. But it comes out as a hysterical, high-pitched kind of giggle.”
~ Shoe by Jeff MacNelly

Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.
~ Todd Faber, Sandman

“I fence because I don’t play with balls.”
~ Colleen

“If every survival instinct I had wasn’t telling me right now that screaming is a bad idea… I assure you, I would be screaming.”
~ Often, “Return to Sender” by: Vera

Sometimes I think that life makes absolutely no sense. It’s just a bunch of random images passing you by set to weird music with lyrics you don’t understand and one has nothing to do with the other. And then I think “maybe if I took the headphones off...”
~ majik at 6am

I do not see the value of study without native ability, nor of genius without training: so completely does each depend on the other and blend with it.
~ Horace, “Art of Poetry”

“The secret, to understanding women, is to realise that they don't actually need men. Now, if they ever figure this out it will be a very sad day indeed, so we must never let them use tools, or take out the garbage, or let them open their own doors.”
~ Ares, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys

“You don’t mess with the coffee fairies. They’re made of caffeine.”
~ Ryo’s words of wisdom

“This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.”
~ Vyvyan, The Young Ones

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